About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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