fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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