I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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