So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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