I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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