Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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