do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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