She's JV to your varsity
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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