The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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