I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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