I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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