You're completely useless in the revolution.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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