so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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