okay pat passed out under dana's car
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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