just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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