And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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