Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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