toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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