I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Randomize
