I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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