It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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