Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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