didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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