she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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