normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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