I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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