Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I could fuck to npr.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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