I think scott just propositioned me for sex
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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