she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
