normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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