I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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