Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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