protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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