Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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