Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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