Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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