What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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