i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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