I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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