i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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