I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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