They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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