I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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