There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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