Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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