Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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