i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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