we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We are two peas in an std pod
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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