Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
