I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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