Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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